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Band Slash MEME of awesome-ness!

1.  Axl Rose-Guns N´Roses

2. Kurt Cobain-Nirvana

3. Steven Adler-Adler´s Appetitte

4. Tommy Lee-Motley Crue

5.  Duff McKagan-Velvet Revolver (or solo...or Loaded)

6.  Izzy Stradlin-

7. Billie Joe Armstrong- Green Day

8.  Slash-Velvet Revolver

9.  John Bonham-Led Zeppelin

10. Bret Michaels-Poison

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1) Which would you rather choose, Six/Three or Six/Ten?

Izzy and Steven or Izzy and Bret...


2) Do you think Seven/Two will ever happen?
Billie Joe Amstorng and Kurt Cobain?!...Really not so much, but why not

3) Have you ever read or written Four/Five?
Tommy Lee/Duff McKagan?...I should write something. I don´t think is too weird XD

4) Nine and One are getting married. How does Eight react?
Axl Rose and John Bonham (what dah...) are getting married. How does Slash reacts? (I KNEW I had to put Slash at number eight!!)...He will be broken D: But I think he will just take his guitar, smash it against John and take Axl ^^

5) Write a plot for a Two/Ten fic.
Bret was so tired, so he took some vacations. He was pretty tense, he wanted to go back to the bassic; about when he was younger. It was night, a cold one. He was alone, he was in a quiet place, nobody could ever knew he was there; Bret took all his troubles and tought about it. He wanted somebody, but nobody was there, and all the people he meet on his life, wasn´t enough. He fell like he was going to dead. Then, he heard a whisper "So, feeling lonely, Huh?" Bret freaked out; that voice was so...so...sweet and comfortable. It was like heaven, when he heard that voice, he also fell like if he could go nuts, the voice of that men was sensual. "Who...Who´s there?" He asked scared. "Will you belive me? I mean...I can give you something to belive in" the voice said, with a little giggle. Bret just knew that voice...It couldn´t be...Kurt? No...He´s dead. "Baby, you are thinking very loud. I can ever hear you; but, What is so wrong if I´m him?" Kurt said."Y-You are..." Bret was going crazy; he knew about Kurt Cobain, but...he never tought he could be...in love? He was thinking too much, so much he barely realised that the man was appearing. He finally did it, and Bret was scared to death, but blushing. Damn feelings. "Don´t be scared...I will never hurt you, Bret" No he was about to ran away, and faint; he couldn´t resist that voice. "H..How ca-can I be...su-sure?" Bret asked inocently. "With this" Kurt said, pushing his lips with Bret´s. Kurt seemed so familiar, and they never seen, he was death, but Bret could still feel that part that is alive. He wanted Kurt, and Kurt wanted Bret. Both men continued with more unknown love,passion and friendship. All night long, after all, it will be their secret...
Yeah...WTF I just did xD

6) How would Nine announce to Seven he/she's pregnant, and what would Seven do/say?
Bi...Billie...I have to tell you something. I´m pregnant. And it yours" Billie just went nuts "How the hell!" He tought "Damn hangover!!...But..." Billie just ended thinking and kissed John gently. "We will take care of him, I promisse" Billie said. John just was more excited than before, and he jumped over the singer and hugged him and kissed him. "Do you promisse to not be an American idiot?" John said, giggling;"I promisse", Billie said, with a charismatic smirk.

7) Does the pairing One/Two exist? How about Three/Five?
Axl/Kurt?? Yeah, and is very...I don´t have words for it. Is just awesome, sexy and...violent?
Steven/ Duff? I think it exist, almost in my mind, and they are pretty protective each other.

8) Pretend you're writing a story with this plot: "Eight (Slash) and Two (Kurt...Cobain?!) are about to get married when suddenly Three (Steven) admits his feelings for Two (Kurt .__.). Two (Kurt) decides to leave Eight (Slash D:) and gets married with Three (Steven). Eight (Slash), inconsolable, has an unhappy threesome with Ten (Bret Michaels...lol) and Six (Izzy) and in the end, finally realizes his true love is and has always been Five (Duff??!!)." Would anyone read this?
Let me see if I get it: There is: slash, who´s relationed with kur because of axl (who doesn´t appears), Steven is in love with Kurt (what the hell) and they got married, so Slash has...A threesome with Bret and Izzy?! That´s great...Bret Michaels always wanted Slash on his band...and as more than that, and Izzy is...bwah I don´t know. But Slash realizes he´s in love with Duff?!
Oh my God, I should do it!! xD is interesting...A loooot,so I think that somebody will read it.

9) Is Six/Seven okay with you or do you wish to kill it with fire?
Izzy Stradlin and Billie Joe? I don´t know. They are not bad...why not give they a chance? :/

10) Four takes Two out on a romantic dinner, and One comes and ruins it. Write about that.
Tommy/Kurt...This is hard. I should read the questions before of putting numbers .__. (I just can think on threesome...I´m weird XD) Anyway, I´ll try to go to the point:
"Well, here we are.Now you can see; I hope you like it" Tommy said,removing his hands from Kurt´s eyes.
"Oh my...Tommy, is beautiful!" Kurt said, impressed by the place, elegant but comfortable.
"Yeah...I did all this for you, cause I love you...I could...kiss you" Thing were heating up already, both were so close to a perfect cute and passionate kiss...But...
"HEY YOU, FUCKER! LET MY ENEMYLOVER ALONE!!" Axl Rose said, just crushing a golf car, kinda drunk...and almost naked, just with a kilt.
"AXL??!!" Kurt said, blushing. Axl looked so...sexy. But it was the guy he hated/loved the most. He remembered some hot nights they had.That make him blush even harder.
"Kurt...ARE YOU BLUSHING??!!" Tommy was completely...shocked about it. He couldn´t do anythings but drink a huge vodka glass, and scream "CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING OUT?!"
"Tommy, I can..."
"Weeell, you dick, I´ll tell you: Some time ago, that little bastard got in my bed. More that one time" Axl had a evil-perv-sexy smirk "So he lefts me! And I gotta tell him something:"
"Oh crap" Tommy just was shocked about it. Axl and Kurt were always related with hate...not with sex!! "Kurt?..." After that, he took some tequila.
"Axl! Look what you´ve done!! YOU BASTARD" Kurt was almost at the edge betwheen being on fire about Axl´s torso, and shooting him with a shotgun (PS:...I´m sorry about saying shotgun...Thats mean from my part)
"You wanna know what can I done for you?!" Axl was going to do something. "He already is drunk, with a kilt and has a fucking golf car! For fuck sanity!!" Kurt just tought, meanwhile,Tommy was trying to process the information, blushing.
Then, Axl took of his kilt, showing his manly part. Both Tommy and Kurt, blushed hardly. "I COULD HAVE A TRHEESOME WITH BOTH OF YOU, JUST FOR SHLWIN YOU HOW.." Axl said, but he was interrupted.
"HOW NUTS YOU ARE, ROSE!" Tommy said, but eventually, thinking about a not bad idea. "But...well..."
"Tommy?! You can´t say that!..."Kurt couldn´t belive it, but he was thinking about it too. "Well...Uhmm..."
"I know how badly you both want me, both of you are already hard" (AUTOR NOTE: JUST.KILL ME AFTER THIS!!I´m putting a warning .__.) Tommy and Kurt saw their legs; Axl was right.
"Well, we could...do something, Right Kurt?" Tommy said, smirking and blushing.
"YOU ARE!...Well, yeah...we could..."
"So, when you both end your date, wait me here" Axl gived a direction. It was the same hotel when Tommy and Kurt were, in fact, was the next room.
"Uhmm, yeah!" Both said, ith a very perv smile.
"Ok, bye then" Axl said, more happy and peacefull. He just took his kilt, got into the gold car and got away, crushing more glass on his way.
"So...is a date?" Tommy smirked at Kurt
"Yeah...and this one is wild" Kurt said.
....I can´t belive what I just done.Oh My God



11) Who would Seven rather get together with? Ten or Three?
Billie/Bret or Billie/Steven?
Billie and Bret :D

12) Would Nine and One make a good couple?
Uhm...I think so, but is weird. Axl and John Bonham...(This meme is already weird)

13) Listening to the song "Teenage Whore", write a story for a love triangle with Ten/Two/Eight.
Bret, Kurt and Slash?...
Kurt and Slash are fighting for Axl, because Kurt just hited him;Bret comes and saw both of they, and he just get Kurt the hell out of there; Slash saws Bret´s face, and all he can remember is that he almost is part of Poison. Bret looks how helpless looks Slash and he begans to lusting for him, but Slash leaves. Kurt comes in, and saws Bret. Kurt tries to flirt with him, he thought how sexy was Bret defending Slash, that boy was brave. If Bret just could knew that sometimes Slash and Kurt don´t fight because of Axl...Eventually, they have some fun with Axl...The three men fall in love, so brave,sexy and beautiful lovers...
WHY THE HELL I AM STILL THINKING ABOUT TRHEESO...Damn it! That was weird .__.

14) Is there such thing as Six/One or does not compute?
OH GOD YEAH! Axl and Izzy are a lovely couple! Totally!

15) Would you read/write a Six/Three/Ten or is it such a bad idea that you want to kill me right now? Izzy/Steven/Bret?...I want to kill you, for making me this (my answers freak me out. Tonight I will not be able to sleep!) But I want to kill myself...Because it kinda fits in .___________.
SHOOT ME, NOW!

16) Is Two/Nine canon? If it's not, how would you feel if it was?
Kurt/John?... weird...I just can think on a song that I could write. It will be named "Sins in the paradise" lol

17) Three finds Four lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious. Write about that.
Steven founds Tommy? (It could be Tommy finding Steve XD)
Tommy was of party, Motley Crue and Guns N Roses were on a tour. God, they were like family...But h couldn´t stop thinking about Steven, Popcorn was lost for a few hours. Then, we heards some moanings coming from a dark alley. It was Steven. Tommy ran to him, worried; he looks at his hurted face, and he cleans his tears. He just  woke up, and he was shaking. He couldn´t help but look the indefense and full of tears drummer, and kiss him gently, calming him down. Steven falls in Tommy´s arms, asleep. It was all ok.
Well, I think I didn´t gone that crazy this time :)

18) Everyone is against Ten/One and want every of its shippers to rot in hell. Y/N?
Bwah, NAH! (just maybe Slash .___. he can´t stand the fact that Bret is with Axl...He loved so much those two...)^^ if you don´t see the parentheses, is all cool :D

19) Nine walks in on Five and Three getting it on. What does he/she do? Write about that.
Duff and Izzy are having a pasionate time. Then, John walks in. Both of they freak out, and John just cover his eyes and returns to the door. Then, an awkward silence is in there, but Duff and Izzy were so turned on, that they continue. John just looks over a window
Somebody is a voyeur lol

20) Rant about the idea of Six and Nine getting together.
Izzy can´t belive he meets John Bonham, is his idol. Axl and Slash were "making music" (incredibly, out of the studio lol) and Duff and Steven...Izzy hated to see how those two morons changed saliva. So, Izzy is alone in the studio. He can´t belive how beautiful his idol is. He just don´t resist it. John thinks Izzy is a smart and handsome man, very mature.
...What the hell, is weird, but has sense for me (If you can notice, EVERYTHING has a sense for me :D) so then, all the Guns come and see Izzy doing it...when Axl and Slash realize of who was, they gone wild. They wanted to join Izzy, but Steve and Duff stop their lusty bodys.LOL

So...Thats all :D
PS: I´m REALLY Sorry is this makes a trauma...I HAD FUN!! (And Imma perv ._____.)
Hope you liked ^^
...Yeah, I know.
Now you guys know why I don´t make fanfics :XD:
Sorref if I can cause trauma! :dummy: lol
Hope you liked! Please, don´t kill me! ^^
...Should I put a warning??
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ImperialPoison's avatar
For 4), he could also use the "November Rain" method and vent his anger into a guitar solo! :XD: